December 16-18 – The Santaland Diaries
Posted by Dustin Horton // November 6, 2016 // Arts & Live Music, Calendar of Events
(NOT for KIDS) Friday & Saturday, 7:30; Sunday, 2pm, Downtown Cortland Repertory Theatre, 24-26 Port Watson St., Cortland. For those who like a little jeer with their cheer! This hysterical one-man show is based on playwright Sedaris’s real-life experiences as a 33-year-old starving actor turned Macy’s elf. It may be the holidays, but you’d never know it when “Crumpet” meets not-so-jolly Santas, grumpy elves, crying kids and annoying parents who test his last gift-wrapped nerve! With brilliant sardonic wit, we get a look at those people who dive into the holidays while totally mi$$ing the point! A co-production with Open Stage of Harrisburg. Contains mild adult language. Beer/wine cash bar. Adults $32.00; Seniors & Students $30.00. For more information call (607) 756-2627 or visit cortlandrep.org.
