Junken Monkeys – Where Junk Disappears with a Smile

Posted by Dustin Horton // April 16, 2024 // Local Business

Are you drowning in a sea of unwanted stuff? Fear not! Junken Monkeys Hauling Company is here to rescue you from the clutches of clutter.

The Monkey Business

At Junken Monkeys, we’re not your average junk removal service. We’re the Area’s Friendliest Junk Removal Specialists! Our mission? To make your life lighter, brighter, and banana-peel-free.

What We Do

Junk Vanishing Act: From that ancient TV to the mysterious cardboard boxes labeled “miscellaneous,” we whisk away all your unwanted items. No questions asked. Well, maybe one: “Can we take that old beanbag chair too?”
Smiles Included: Our team arrives with grins wider than a chimp’s. We’re not just hauling junk; we’re spreading joy. Imagine Marie Kondo meets a stand-up comedian. That’s us!
Affordable Magic: Whether it’s a single item or an entire garage, we keep it simple and pocket-friendly. Our prices won’t make you go bananas.

What Our Clients Say

“Called to get a quote and set up a time. They were very friendly and professional. Today they came out and picked everything up. Guys were very friendly. Told them what was going, got a finalized price, and my junk was gone. Highly recommended!” —Satisfied Customer

“Outstanding customer service and friendliness. The team was on time and actually offered to take an extra piece or two we had put out for regular trash pickup. Highly recommend for getting rid of your unwanted junk!” —Another Happy Camper

Why Choose Us?

Honest & Trustworthy: We’re like your favorite aunt—no secrets, just honesty. Upfront, reliable, and as transparent as a freshly cleaned window.
Monkey Business: No other company can replicate the Junken Monkeys experience. We’re not just about junk; we’re about making your day brighter.

Contact Us

Phone: Call or text us at 315-313-4441. We promise not to monkey around with your call.
Email: Shoot us an email at greg@junkenmonkeys.com. We’ll reply faster than a squirrel nabbing acorns.

So, next time you’re knee-deep in clutter, remember: Junken Monkeys—where junk meets its match, and smiles are our secret weapon!